* Freedom-aligned /ˈfriːdəm əˈlaɪnd/ adj.

Characterized by American ideals and a positive national vision for America, advocating free market principles while actively opposing DEI, ESG, and other woke business practices. n. Individuals or organizations embodying these values. Ex.: The freedom-aligned coalition pushed for policies rooted in individual liberty and economic freedom.

[Early 21st c., from freedom + aligned, reflecting U.S. cultural and political movements.] 

"Why should I hire you instead of a full-time copywriter/freelancer?

I'm really good, really fast, and really reliable. I've written multi-million dollar promos, sales pages, VSLs, you name it. I've worked with some of the biggest names in finance, real estate, and direct-response, and there's no learning curve or waiting around with me. You simply login, post your request, and a few days later it's in your hands. No need to dish out 6-figures a month if you don't have to, right? Instead you can get 7-figure copy for less than $60k a year without all the zoom calls and pointless meetings. Win/Win.
  

"Unlimited copy? Really?"

Yes, really! This doesn't mean I work on 50 projects at once, it means I will write whatever you give me each month, one project at a time, all month long. Nobody has ever taken advantage of me, but sometimes, I wish they would because I can deliver VSLs, ads, emails, landing page copy quickly.
  

"How can you turn it around so fast?"

Because I've been doing this for well over a decade. Copywriting is formulaic. It's not even necessarily 'written' as it is 'assembled.' There are proven frameworks for just about anything, and after writing in so many niches and seeing results, I can give you proven, tested, direct-response copy that just works. I don't need to spend a week on an email series. It takes a few hours at most. Landing page copy, ads, one-off emails... they're simple to write because I've done it for so long.
  

"Are you using A.I. to do this?"

I'd be a fool not to... but it's not what you think. I don't use A.I. to write the copy, but I sure as hell use it to check for typos, do research, stuff like that. Any copywriter who DOESN'T utilize A.I. in some way or another is working harder, not smarter, in my humble opinion. But no, you won't get a bunch of A.I. generated crap with me. You'll get copy written by me, for you, that's worthy of shipping.
  

"How does it all work?"

We do a kickoff call if needed, and from there we use Signal or Slack, texting/voice memos, Trello, and Google Docs to collaborate. We don't do standing meetings; we're both much too busy for that (plus, I HATE Zoom calls with a passion that burns brighter than the sun). Once we make it official, it's pretty easy. You just login into Trello, post your request in the proper column, and it's on the list. Plus, you get to see what I'm working on at the same time, so you'll always know what's due and what's next in line.
  

"What if I need edits?"

You'll probably have small tweaks, edits, or suggestions here and there, and I'll work on them until you're happy. It's easy to do a Loom video or screenshot to point them out, and the turnaround is usually very quick. 

"Any refunds?"

Nope. The price pays for the month ahead, no matter how little or how much you use it. For example, you pay me on or before January 1st for the entire month of January. I do an initial 3-month contract, then after that, we can re-up, go month-to-month for a slightly higher fee ($5,500), or maybe we decided we don't like each other and go our separate ways (rare).